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Picture a rosy-cheeked cherub snuggled in on your lap, with feverish warm hands tucked next to your stomach and cozy feet snuggled up into your hipbone. When he wakes, he will gurgle in a charming fashion, that is if you don't mind the projectile vomit to follow and then caress your face with his wet hand while you gently wipe up a bit of vomit drool from his chin. He will keep you warm and snuggly all day causing foot cramps and aching hips from sitting in the same place. If desired, he will run around briefly seeking toys to bring back to your lap, and whine and cry beg gently to be permitted to return to the sanctuary of your arms.

Now, who wouldn't want one of those? Call today!

*Disclaimer* Vomit scents included free of charge. Vomit emissions are guaranteed but are not fixed in schedule. Sore body parts from endless breastfeeding and laggardly lap-sitting a bonus.